Couch Humping - Couch Fucking - Deep Stick Method
 | | Call it banging the couch or sexing your sofa, call it a new male masturbation craze that’s sweeping the nation (well sort of), it all comes down to a guy his hard cock and an unsuspecting couch. If you haven’t fucked your couch before you shouldn’t knock it until you’ve tried it, and honestly once you’ve tried it you should go buy a sexxxtrainer because it make a far more versatile sex partner than your living room furniture ever will. But in the absence of a state of the art sex simulator male masturbator (and indeed in the absence of a warm blooded partner), couch humping can certainly be kinky-good fun, and what the heck everybody knows we boys are hole-obsessed anyway and who said humping your couch should be out of bounds—no one. |
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 | Masturbation Specs: Couch Humping (Deep Stick Method)| Type of Masturbation? | | Male Masturbation making use of furniture, having no applicable use for female masturbation. | | Sex positions trained? | | Deep Stick style Couch Humping, while it does simulate penetrative sex, as a male masturbation technique it does not directly emulate any sex position. Most closely this masturbation type compares to missionary sex in which the “giver” has humped the “receiver” over the edge of the bed and continues the sexual thrusting. Sexxxtrainer trains guys for every sex position and emulates them all perfectly. | | Trains Sexual Stamina? | | Yes, as a male masturbation technique that doubles for a physical workout, this one is pretty good. And given that you must hold your upper body weight while thrusting you will train for better physical sex stamina in most missionary sex scenarios. Sexxxtrainer is versatile, allowing a guy to control the intensity of his sexual workout, and transition between complex and less complex moves for sexual stamina training that’s just like real world sex. | | Feels Like Sex? | | No. A plastic bag with lube inside it, squeezed between two sofa seat cushions is not going to approximate a vagina, a mouth, or an anus, but it is an interesting penetrative experience. In terms of body movement you will be doing real pelvic thrusting, but with a limited range of movement. Sexxxtrainer feels like a real vagina, mouth, or anus and gives you real pelvic thrusting, real sex movement in every position with an unlimited range of motion. | | Versatility And Variation? | | No, this masturbation technique is not very versatile at all, it’s pretty much what you see is what you get. You can practice a number of different pelvic thrusting styles, but there are only a max of three variations Sexxxtrainer is the ultimate in male masturbation versatility, it does it all. | | Is It Fun? | | Hell yes! Of course it is. Since when was inserting your penis into a hole not a whole lot of fun (LOL). Got some alone time on your hands. Got a couch… why not fuck it? This masturbation technique is a sure splash of spice as compared to your usual routine of squeezing one off in the shower so start humping your sofa tonight. And for hours of endless solo sex fun Sexxxtrainer is the ticket, so check it out. | Masturbation Power Score (0 – 10)
10 being best | | A solid and enthusiastic 6. While this masturbation position is difficult to get yourself into and requires strength to keep it going, it is a lot of fun, and it’s also very different from your standard five-finger jizz fest. The actual “pussy” being a plastic bag full of lube isn’t going to have you speaking in tongues, and if you don’t get enough lube in that bag you may well be muttering curses as you rub your penis raw. But whatever the downsides, this is definitely a crazy kooky masturbation angle that every guy should try, so get naked, get hard, and stick it to your couch tonight. Sexxxtrainer sex rates a perfect 10, explore this site to find out why. | | More On Masturbating Like This? | | Yes, for our gold members we have a full length video tutorial featuring everybody’s favorite HARDWEAR cover boy, Evander Strong. Also for our gold members this article is illustrated with moving images instead of still photos. And gold members get full access to hundreds of other super-hot sex ed videos and articles at our partner site… bedroomblackbelt.com. |
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| Preparation for this form of male masturbation: Find a plastic bag, an old grocery bag, even a sandwich bag will do. Liberally squirt lube into the bag so that it entire inside surface is lubed up. You might want to put a towel down on the couch to keep it from getting lubed up. Spread towel over the crease between two seat cushions, press the towel down into the crease to penis depth. Insert the plastic back into the groove where you pressed the towel leaving just a tiny bit of the bag outside crease, and bingo your love tunnel is ready.
As male masturbation techniques go, Deep Stick Couch Humping is the most challenging way to masturbate with, AKA to fuck your couch. Basically the male will get onto the couch on his knees, aligning himself over the crease between the two seat cushions (over the lubed plastic bag). Leaning forward so that his torso leaves the couch he will hold himself up with hands on the floor while his lower body, from the waist down, remains on the couch. He will insert his hard well-lubed penis into the opening of the lube-filled plastic bag. If he is unable to angle his penis into makeshift fuck hole by pelvic maneuvering alone, then he will need to guide himself into the bag’s opening with one of his hands while holding himself up with the other hand. Once inside the bag, he can return both hands to the floor and go to town couch humping as vigorously as he would like. |
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