Couch Humping - Couch Fucking - Deep Stick Method
 | “I used to have a problem with not lasting as long as I wanted to… popping my cork, shooting my wad, and etc… too quickly for me to have even enjoyed the sex. The glans of my penis were super sensitive and just a few strokes would take me over the edge. I heard about SEXXXTRAINER when they were doing product trials, and thought, what the hell I can use some sex training.
It was the best call I ever made. Since having used SEXTRAINER for a little over a month, I’ve gone from lasting about 3 minute on a lucky day, to being able to go for at least 30 minutes. SEXXXTRAINER let me practice (and PRACTICE DOES MAKE PERFECT), especially with Trainer anchored to a door at an angle where I had to thrust up into it, I was able to repeatedly stimulate my penis glans, and TRAIN myself to feel the great sensations without creaming too quick.
I had a Fleshlight for a few months, and that was cool… but it’s when I got SEXXXTRAINER to go with it that my “ME” time entered another dimension. There is nothing else like the SEXXXTRAINER, pardon my French, but I’ve never had or imagined a sex toy you could really FUCK the hell out of until now… and it was just what I needed. |
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| Preparation for this form of male masturbation: Find a plastic bag, an old grocery bag, even a sandwich bag will do. Liberally squirt lube into the bag so that it entire inside surface is lubed up. You might want to put a towel down on the couch to keep it from getting lubed up. Spread towel over the crease between two seat cushions, press the towel down into the crease to penis depth. Insert the plastic back into the groove where you pressed the towel leaving just a tiny bit of the bag outside crease, and bingo your love tunnel is ready.
As male masturbation techniques go, Deep Stick Couch Humping is the most challenging way to masturbate with, AKA to fuck your couch. Basically the male will get onto the couch on his knees, aligning himself over the crease between the two seat cushions (over the lubed plastic bag). Leaning forward so that his torso leaves the couch he will hold himself up with hands on the floor while his lower body, from the waist down, remains on the couch. He will insert his hard well-lubed penis into the opening of the lube-filled plastic bag. If he is unable to angle his penis into makeshift fuck hole by pelvic maneuvering alone, then he will need to guide himself into the bag’s opening with one of his hands while holding himself up with the other hand. Once inside the bag, he can return both hands to the floor and go to town couch humping as vigorously as he would like. |
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